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Author: Peachy Keenan

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Unfortunate Son

The Ballad of Kyle Rittenhouse

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Operation: Marriage Material

Ladies, go from cheap date to soul mate with this one neat trick.

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Pass Tents

A hobo no-go zone report

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I’m Not a Domestic Extremist, I’m Just Extremely Domestic

"In this house, sometimes it feels good to be hated."

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Woke Fragility

The weak leading the weak.

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Big Drag

From campy fringe to corporate cringe

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All-American Gulag

An Inmate Survival Guide

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Critical Conspiracy Theory

In This House We Believe: In Nothing

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Hot MILF Summer

Finding a middle ground between Kardashian bod and blobby positivity.

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Wack at Harvard-Westlake

Resistance rises at America’s top prep schools.

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Welcome to the Armed Farces

An exclusive report from inside the military's "extremism stand down"

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How to Woke-Proof Your Kids

You must reach wokeness herd immunity.

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Seuss in a Noose

How the Grinch Stole Kid’s Lit.

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The Doctor Is In(sane)

Your Pediatrician Wants a Word—Alone—with Your Teen.

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You Guys Saved AMC. Now Save Movies.

Build your own Hollywood—or else!

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New Year’s Revolutions

‘Tis not too late to seek a newer world.

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Nightmares Before Christmas

Advent Misadventures

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California, There It Goes

The collapse of the last frontier—and how to save it.

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The Trads Get MAGAfied

Release the moms!

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That Cold November Rain

Win or Lose, It’s Coming.

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The Audacity Of Amy

They hate her ‘cause they ain’t her.

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RNC NIGHT 4

Something smells like victory.

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RNC NIGHT 2

Life, liberty, and spine.

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RNC NIGHT 1

The Fellowship of the Right Wing.

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DNC: Zooming Toward Gomorrah

Notes from the convention that wasn’t.

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Kin in the Game

Life won’t wait. Neither will babies.

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Quiet Riot

Among the silent majority.

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VICTORY MINDSET

Keep America Great Alive

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WARTIME TRUMP

Meet this moment, Mr. President, before it’s too late (and it’s almost too late)

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Big Pimping

How American Parents Turn Their Daughters Out.

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It’s a Sick, Sick, Sick, Sick World

Scares and scars from the Oscars stars.

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Stupor Howl

Halftime's sound and sexy signified nothing.

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It’s the Child Abuse, Stupid

Reform, not Twitter, is what the Church needs.

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Full Metal Racket

Raising Boys in the Shadow of Endless War

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TERF Wars: How Radical Lesbians Are Braver Than You Are

While you watch Fox News, radical leftwing lesbians are fighting your culture war.

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“And You Call Yourself a Christian?”

How Liberals Trick Republicans into Ceding the Moral High Ground.

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